“Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theatres”
Were these movies great? Not really, but they are fantastic choices for a night of nonsense with friends and they’re all on DVD.
1. “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theatres”
Best original song goes to the cartoon band playing before “Aqua Teen” starts, threatening impolite moviegoers with violence through a death metal song.
The rest of the movie kind of sucks (the only thing I remember is a bean burrito at the end, and I was sober), but what else will you do while killing a hangover or wasting a Sunday afternoon?
2. “Death Proof”
Extended dialog is hard to pull off, but the four women starring in the second half of Quentin Tarantino’s latest ode to second-grade cinema. Got separated in DVD format from its double feature sister…
3. “Planet Terror”
If you can’t stand Fergie, you will love this movie. If you can’t stand Rose McGowan, you will bypass your disdain to appreciate her dry one-liners and her combat tactics on zombies.
4. “300”
Sorry, but I have no idea what this movie is about. Between the body count, bouncing pectorals and fleets of six pack abs, the visual overload made no room for plot. Gay men, consider this “Spartacus 2007.”
5. “Transformers”
Bless whoever wrote “put the cube in my chest,” the year’s most unintentionally hilarious line. Just about as sucktastic as Michael Bay can get.
